Found a great definition of snark: “a loving, yet evil kind of sarcasm.” (Scroll down to #5.) Isn’t that cute?

Yup. Next week—May 13 through 19—is hereby proclaimed the Week of Snarky Snark. By me. Because I said so.

What are the rules? Post some damn snark. (Definition #1. Definition #2.) Then send a trackback here or post a comment below. Or tag it. Because I don’t want to go looking for it, and I don’t read your blog.

Unitarians and ministers get bonus points. Just don’t pull anything.

I promise.

No, really, they did. It’s a real headline. (Hat tip to Kottke.)

My mom was kind enough to send me the Oklahoma Centennial edition of the Daily Oklahoman. It turns out that even after that eighth grade class on Oklahoma history, there are still lots of things for me to learn about Oklahoma.

Here they are, pretty much verbatim, ripped straight from the headlines:

One: Langston University is home to the number one goat research institute in the world.

Two: Oklahoma offers a wide range of scenery.

Three: With a wide range of trained doctors in the state, most medical problems can be handled in Oklahoma.

Four: Where are some of us from? There are foreign-born Oklahomans from every continent. Click to continue reading “17 things I’ve learned from the Oklahoma Centennial”

Just got a MySpace friends request from Satan. Sigh. They’ll let anybody on there now.