By now you probably know I dropped out of the race. You won’t have this coal miner’s daughter to kick around anymore. I hope you’re happy, John Edwards (With apologies to Mark.)
If I hear John “Coal Miner’s Daughter” Edwards tell any more sad stories about freckled little red-haired girls who lost their legs in meat packing plant accidents due to the corporate malfeasance of Snidely Whiplash, Inc., I’m going to find a way to vote against him twice. Even if Snidely Whiplash doesn’t provide health insurance.