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Philip Pullman Does Jesus
05.03.10 | Permalink | Comments Off on Philip Pullman Does JesusThe author of the His Dark Materials trilogy has rewritten the Gospels. That’s right, Philip Pullman has a new novel out. Called The Good Man Jesus and the Scoundrel Christ, the premise is that Jesus and Christ are brothers, one with a talent for egalitarian teaching and the other for miracles and PR. The Guardian […]
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Gorilla Jesus: The greatest story ever told
07.23.08 | Permalink | Comments Off on Gorilla Jesus: The greatest story ever toldFafblog is back! “But the ape authorities rejected the message of Gorilla Jesus, cause their hearts were hard and their minds were closed and they couldn’t tell what he was sayin cause they were all just a buncha gorillas,” says Giblets. “And so they tried an convicted Gorilla Jesus of heresy an witchcraft an they […]
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cheetos, jesus
Cheeto Jesus
03.27.08 | Permalink | 9 CommentsIt’s Cheesus! (Hat tip to my fundy plant.)
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falwell, jesus
Jesus’ opinions don’t matter
01.10.08 | Permalink | 10 CommentsFrom the pen of Jonathan Falwell (Jerry’s son) in his “Fallwell Confidential” email newsletter this week: We also hear people insinuating that Jesus would be driving a hybrid car if He were on the earth today. Or we hear that Jesus would be working to help the oppressed people of our world. Moreover, I believe […]
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jesus, target, wal-mart
Jesus is sold out
12.11.07 | Permalink | 4 CommentsNo more talking Jesii are available at Wal-Mart, and Target is almost out. Should have done your Christmas shopping earlier. (Hat tip to my fundy spy.)
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jesus, spanking
Jesus spanks
12.09.07 | Permalink | Comments Off on Jesus spanksSo don’t be so damn naughty.
