Thursday night after dinner my wife started getting some bad stomach cramps. Then worse stomach cramps. Then nine on a ten scale painful stomach cramps. So off to the ER we went. She has Crohn’s disease and got about a foot of her colon taken out seven years ago, so anything GI-related is serious business […]
My wife (who has Crohn’s disease) thinks this post—which begins “So a couple of months ago I squirted some blood out of my ass…”—is absolutely hilarious.