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american idol, ascot
Ascot wannabes owe me money
04.09.08 | Permalink | Comments Off on Ascot wannabes owe me moneyEveryone wants in on the ascot now—Michael Johns and David Beckham, no less. Look guys, you’re four months late. I was sporting the ascot this Christmas. You’re late to the party. Doing whatever Chutney does. Now at the J Crew nearest you.
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american idol, ministry of presence, paula abdul
The pastoral presence of Paula Abdul
01.23.08 | Permalink | Comments Off on The pastoral presence of Paula AbdulThough I’m not ordinarily a Paula fan, I’m taking lessons from Paula tonight. To the rude, obnoxious guy, she said, “You’ve got personality.” To the nervous girl, she said, “I’m concerned that your nerves held back your performance.” To the woman who wouldn’t leave the room, she said, “I love your confidence.” It was clear […]
