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How to make a jackass of yourself

12.08.05 | 5 Comments

Scene 1: Bill O’Reilly and Fox News buddies declare a War on the War on Christmas.

Scene 2: An anti-theist group declares War on the War on the War on Christmas, threatening free guerilla distribution of their documentary “The God Who Wasn’t There” wherever Christmas is publicly celebrated. The documentary argues that Jesus never existed.

One of the documentary’s star witnesses? You guessed it. Our good friend Richard “Asshat” Dawkins. Because whenever a religious figure’s existence is in question, you should consult the best-selling-dreamboat-pop-biologist-with-a-grudge-against-religion nearest you. I’m sure it’s a very informative film.

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