Lest anyone think I post irregularly—I’m looking at you, 9rules—I have decided to divulge Chutney’s secret rhythm method for blogging. Posting frequency here follows a ten to fifteen day cycle, with a peak and trough at either end, with days off for berry picking and on-site injuries. Sort of a biorhythms approach, but with the tremors. This is what gives Chutney his spicy hot goodness. Please, let’s keep this between me, you and the fencepost. I don’t want my secret recipe to get out.