Who’s been spying on me?

01.16.03 | Comment?

Okay, someone rigged up a time machine and spied on the high school me. Worse, they’ve turned me into a comic stip and gave me bad hair. How they ferretted out the details of my high school dating life is beyond me. And I don’t care how much you try to scare me with your Twila Paris dominatrix fantasy, I’m not going to rededicate my groin to the Lord.

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