Now I’ve seen it all. As advertised on The Onion, you can now purchase (and use?) your very own Hello Kitty Vibrator. Although the text describes it as “a really cool battery-operated vibrating stick that’s made for massaging the neck and shoulder,” I’m not convinced–perhaps because it’s the top item in the adult toys section of their catalog? Scroll down for “Rabbit Rotor.” Run, Thumper, run!