Oh no! Wealth Bondage’s Dick Minim—his feelings hurt by John Carroll’s "Unitarian Jihad" column—outs himself as a Unitarian. Can we at least make sure he’s the last one picked for our team?
No word yet as to the religious affiliation, if any, of his "wealth dominatrix," the lovely and fearsome Candidia Cruikshanks.
There is at least one radical splinter group of the Unitarian Jihad, which wishes to specifically pay homage to our Universalist heritage, while also noting the truly Discordian nature of the UJ.
The Discordian Universalists demand you convert or face an entreaty for polite discourse!