The Crohn’s & Colitis Foundation’s annual walk-a-thon here in Atlanta is September 18, and MyIrony is wholeheartedly supporting the cause. Principally because Chutney will be able to use the toilet for a change if they can cure his wife Whiski’s Crohn’s disease. Why should you donate to the CCFA walk?
10. Bleedy colons make Baby Jesus sad.
9. Whiski is a champion prize fighter already. Making her take steroids everyday for her Crohn’s makes Chutney tremble with fear.
8. Colons have feelings too. Bitch.
7. No matter how much fun Katie Courick makes it look like, getting an annual colonoscopy for the rest of your life sucks ass.
6. Mainstream pro-colon websites actively discriminate against differently coloned Crohn’s patients.
5. For once, I would like to make my wife peas for our goddamn aniversary. Is that so fucking wrong? Fucking goddamn love peas, you heartless bastard?!?
4. Christopher Reeves didn’t get Crohn’s, so we could use a little help here.
3. You still owe me $20.
2. It’s tax deductible, which is considerably easier than starting an offshore tax shelter.
1. The new Ashlee Simpson album sucks anyway.
