You know what people like? Small furry rodents with fuzzy tails. You know, squirrels, hamsters, rabbits, that sort of thing. They eat that shit up. We need to get us some of them dancing squirrels too. Then we’ll be selling t-shirts like they’re hot cakes, I tell you what. You mark my words: people will hand over a dollar to see a singing, dancing badger any day of the week. (You? Not so much.)