So I was talking to my cousin tonight, and somehow we ended up talking about my majoring in religion in college.

I told him that I called the bishop up during my senior year of high school to ask what I should major in if I wanted to go on to seminary and be a preacher. He said, “English.” He said I’d be bored by seminary if I majored in religion (and he was right).

My cousin said it would have been better if I’d asked him how to move diagonally.