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Santa Claus and the New Atheists™

06.28.07 | 14 Comments

I’ve been thinking lately about the New Atheists™—the Christopher Hitchenses and Richard Dawkinses, with their best selling books and talk show appearances. I’ve been asking myself: Why is this New Atheism™ so important to them?

The god they don’t believe in is a Tooth Fairy god, a Santa Claus god, a god of the gaps. It’s the god of fifteen-year-old fundamentalists and the earnest, recently born again.

You and I don’t believe in that god either. Yet somehow, for these few proud folks, this disbelief is profoundly important to them.

I’m trying to remember back to when I first found out Santa isn’t real. My dad told me. He was afraid that someone at school would tell me first and that I would be hurt and confused. He wanted it to come from him. And maybe he also wanted me to be the one at the lunch table who was in the know.

He also let me know it was something I could be a part of because my little brother didn’t know yet, and I could help him still believe. It was a game, this Santa thing, and a good one at that.

I get the feeling that the New Atheists™ didn’t have such a positive experience when they found out their version of god wasn’t real. Other times I feel like they’re that kid that went around telling everyone, enjoying lording their discovery over everybody, rubbing their faces in it.

This is the story I see the New Atheists™ living out. Why is it important for them to relive that moment, or to live in only that moment? What keeps them from moving to the next moment in their lives, and the moment after that?

Because Santa Claus is as real as you make him.

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