A friend sent me this, and I just have to share.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
If I try to tell that joke, I know I’ll mess it up. But I soooo want to :)
Somebody has WAY too much time on their hands, but it is so darn funny I applaud the investment. :)