Holyoffice offers a glossary of Christian terms to help clear up confusion. He helpfully defines the Emerging Church, for example, as “churches attended exclusively by white people in their 20s and 30s who have at least one tattoo or body piercing. Their distinguishing characteristics are a refreshing, ‘up to date’ interpretation of Christianity, and a reluctance to directly answer questions.” (Hat tip to Tommy Tanaka.)
Yeah, but their cover of “Hanging on the Telephone” can’t top the original by The Nerves.