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Why Pat Robertson is unbiblical

01.06.06 | 11 Comments

(Originally posted on Healing Hagar.)

patrobertson.jpgThe dominant theology of a good deal of the stories of the Old Testament/Hebrew Bible is simple enough: please god and you’ll be blessed, displease god and you’ll suffer. You can see it as early as Genesis. Adam and Eve displease god and get kicked out of Eden. Humanity displeases god and Babel falls or the world floods. Abraham pleases god and gets millions of descendants (albeit after much, much testing.)

The intent of this line of reasoning is pretty clear: be good today so tomorrow won’t suck. But before too long folks were looking at it in past tense. “If you were already blessed today, you must have pleased god yesterday. If you are suffering today, you must have ticked god off yesterday.” God becomes the arbiter of all blessings and suffering, all the time, not just for the rare miracle now and then.

Bible scholars nicknamed this theology “deuteronomistic” after the book of Deuteronomy, where it first takes center stage. It continues mostly uninterrupted through the historical books, where “dueteronomists” go to great pains to show that god is a deuteronomist too. Most of Proverbs’ advice follows a deuteronomistic line. By Jesus’ time folks were even saying that babies born with disabilities were either being punished for their parents’ sins or being punished for sins they’d commit when they grew up.

But scholars have also discovered that some of the ignored and dismissed kings of Israel and Judah were actually quite successful, despite their idolatry. I call that a little fact bending. And then there’s the raw fact that some people who prosper are jackasses, and some people who suffer a lot are actually pretty good folks.

A good deal of other biblical authors were hip to this fact. Ecclesiastes states it outright (just one example here) several times, almost as if a mantra. The Psalmist often complains that the wicked prosper while the good suffer. Isaiah tells us that god himself says that Judah, via the Babylonian exile, has paid double for all its sins—not exactly a divine endorsement of an eye for an eye. The entire books of Job and Jonah appear to have been written as direct rebuttals to the deuteronomists’ Pat Robertson theology. (There’s even a whole branch of theology (called “theodicy”) created just to ask the question: why does a just, compassionate god let good people suffer and let bad people get off scot free?)

This is the hidden argument running through most of the Bible. Even in the New Testament. For every instance of Paul taking a deuteronomist line (such as in Romans), there is a story of Jesus healing someone who doesn’t deserve it, sometimes just to prove that the Pharisees’ deuteronomistic theology is wrong. Or just Luke 13:1-9" href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke%2013:1-9;&version=31;">an outright confrontation.
In the end it comes down to a choice. Which biblical story do you decide to believe? The story that says god actively rewards and punishes everything we do, and that when it doesn’t seem to measure up it’s just because we can’t see things from god’s perspective? Or the story that god is not a cosmic schoolmarm whacking us on the knuckles, that god grieves when we grieve and rejoices when we rejoice, whether we deserve it or not?

I’ve got a pretty good idea which story Jesus believed.

[tags]pat robertson, unbiblical, theology, blessed, cursed, dueteronomist, theodicy, katrina, dover, ariel sharon[/tags]

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