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Chutney, freelance monotheist
10.12.05 | Permalink | Comments Off on Chutney, freelance monotheist

You heard it here first. Your pal Chutney is now hawking his services as a professional "freelance monotheist" to anyone with the moolah. If you need someone to perform god stuff, Chutney is your man. For an appropriate fee, he will freely spread his legs to the deity of your choice. He will be your […]
Googlicious
10.11.05 | Permalink | 2 Comments

Google keeps getting bigger and better. (I know I’m supposed to be afraid of them, but their stuff works, and that works for me.) Not too long ago they released Google Talk, a chat program that can do type and voice conversations. Not too longer after that, I discovered that Google Desktop added a sidebar […]
You know you grew up fundamentalist when…
10.11.05 | Permalink | 2 Comments

Looking at this chart brings back old memories.
Intel takes web porn mainstream
10.05.05 | Permalink | 1 Comment

Jesus H. McLordybritches. Have you seen the new Intel Centrino ad? It asks, “Would you to experience ultimate entertainment…in your lap?” Folks, you can’t make this stuff up.

Chutney, freelance monotheist