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Washing liberal trash

10.25.05 | 13 Comments

Philocrites’ recent post on the possibility of impending US fascism has got me thinking. Are we headed down that road? Are the Bush Administration’s recent (and coming) stumbles a dead end for that development?

Perhaps so on both accounts. But I don’t think we can stop the rise of “political fundamentalism” just by winning the next election on account of Bush screwing up. Maybe stall, but not stop.

What will we need to do to fully reverse the trend? Without a vision, the people perish. Without a compelling progressive vision for US and the world, liberals can’t expect to make any headway. We need a vision that will entice all the independent swing voters away from the lure of political fundamentalism, not because it’s wrong or bad, but because our vision is that much more alluring.

The primary thing keeping us from crafting a compelling vision is our many, many causisms. Just a quick aside to illustrate:

Recently, my county started up curbside recycling. (Finally.) And it’s fairly easy to do too. All the paper and cardboard that hasn’t directly touched food goes into the big blue bin. All the glass and tin and plastic goes into the big blue bag.

But I have to rinse all the cans and bottles first. I know there are good reasons for this: it cuts down on costs, making the program more affordable to implement. But here’s the deal: I don’t like to wash trash.

Nobody likes to wash trash. And if you perchance do, I’m going to guess it’s for one of two reasons: either you have something like obsessive-compulsive personality disorder or you get off on washing it because you are a causist.

What is a causist? A causist is someone who has “a cause,” one that they think everyone else should support, one which they’ll speak about constantly and earnestly in basic violation of human relationship. Want to know if you’re a causist? The next time or two you speak about your cause, do your friends cringe as if to say, “Oh god, here he goes again…”? (If you’ve got it really bad, though, you’ll be too possessed by your pontificating to notice the other people in the room. And make sure you try this with friends who aren’t already a part of your cause—if you have any.)

Why do causists behave like this? Oddly enough, Davidson Loehr, (whose article on fascism inspired Philocrites’ post) lays it all out quite nicely:

1. Liberals select a few token groups among the many possible: blacks, women, gays and lesbians, etc. (In Marxist terms, these are our token proletariat groups.)

2. They define these groups as “victims” (rather than, say, survivors or warriors).

3. In return, they give special attention to these token “victims” within their small circles of influence.

4. The “victims” are presumed to feel grateful for this …

5. … and the liberals feel virtuous.

(I also quoted this earlier in this post here.)

Think about some of the objections to my not wanting to wash trash. The first will likely be something like, “You’d rather not wash trash than save the environment??” Notice that we have a Victim in play here: the environment. The remaining three steps quickly follow. (Remember getting off on washing trash? That’s step number five.)

There’s another point in this objection, one that brings up the secondary reason we don’t develop a clear, compelling vision. I’m thinking here of “you’d rather not wash trash than…”

This misses the point entirely. It’s not that I’d rather not wash trash than… It’s that I’d rather not wash trash at all. Maybe I’m going out on a limb here, but most other red blooded Americans don’t want to wash trash at all either.

My county’s new recycling program would be that much more successful if people didn’t have to wash their trash. As I said earlier, the program is already delightfully easy. I happen to know one of the architects of the program, and I think they’ve done an excellent job setting it up. (The paper bin even has wheels and a pull cord.) And it costs money to recycle unwashed bottles and cans, money that the county probably doesn’t have to waste, so I understand the “why” of the washing.

And yet, still, the program would be that much more successful if people wouldn’t have to wash their trash. Imagine a recycling neighbor telling a non-recycling neighbor about the program. “Yeah, you just put the paper in here and the rest of it in the bags. Oh, yeah, and you have to wash out the bottles and stuff first.” If the non-recycling neighbor was only vaguely interested in the first place, that will be just enough to put them off from shelling out the $55 bucks to start the program. It was already a push to get them to separate their trash.

“But they’re wrong!” you might say. Now we find the secondary reason we don’t have a compelling vision: we would rather be right than win. We would rather berate people for being too lazy to wash their trash (and in the process bask in our own righteousness) than go out of our way to win over the red blooded Americans next door.

In fact, we probably secretly despise those red blooded Americans next door. Not nearly righteous enough. Probably a little dim too. Don’t they understand?? Would somebody please think about the children??

Now who, in their right mind, would vote for a movement that despises you, that tells you you’re wrong and lazy and not righteous enough? Or one that tells you you’re a either a victim, a victim-hurter, or a victim-saver?

Not this cookie.

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