I am no Texan, thank god. But I will endorse Kinky Friedman for governor of the Lone Star State. (New Yorker write-up here.)
My favorite Kinky quote? “The Kinkster never likes to say ‘fuck’ in front of a c-h-i-l-d.” Second favorite? "May the god of your choice bless you."
Can I be Kinky when I grow up? That shit’ll preach.