More college educated whities "solving racism" on behalf of those unfortunate dark people. More rich SUV owners assuaging their guilt at the soup kitchen. More teenie boppers demanding both that they are adults and that the children are our future.
Fuck liberal guilt. Find a more interesting way to be self-involved.
When I was a teenage fundy, I liked to jerk off and then ask Baby Jesus for forgiveness. At least no one else had to see it.
I like the way you think.
More irony.
(This weekend, I really appreciated the guy with the unusual beard — I say this as a beard-wearer — and tattoos fueling his vehicle on the next aisle over. Spotless car, not a thing that I could see filling the interior, lovely condition… not another person with him… and a Vote Nader/Camejo sticker (Nader in 2004)–and not another thing on the back, side, bumper or window.
It was an Expedition.
I managed not to laugh until I was back in my car and leaving. Then I had to explain it to the kids. I’m hoping that I teach them to smell hypocrisy before they step into it… and not to hone that blade too sharply–I know I’ll get stuck with it eventually.