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Psalm 10 (New Commodified Version)
05.26.05 | Permalink | Comments Off on Psalm 10 (New Commodified Version)1 Why do You stand afar off, O Market? Why do You hide in times of trouble? 2The poor in his pride persecutes the rich; Let them be caught in the plots which they have devised.
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Psalm 91 (New Commodified Version)
05.22.05 | Permalink | Comments Off on Psalm 91 (New Commodified Version)1 He who dwells in the shelter of the Most Wealthy will rest in the shadow of the Prosperity. 2 I will say of the Market, "He is my refuge and my fortress, my god, in whom I trust."
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A note on the creation of the New Commodified Version
The New Commodified Version (NCV) is a creative misreading of selected passages of the Bible. Various mainstream translations and paraphrases of the Bible are used in its creation. Anyone with access to the more popular translations can determine easily enough which is most relied on for the rendition of any particular NCV passage. Very little […]
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Isaiah 40 (New Commodified Version)
05.21.05 | Permalink | Comments Off on Isaiah 40 (New Commodified Version)1 "Comfort, yes, comfort My people!" Says your Market. 2"Speak comfort to America, and cry out to her, That her warfare is ended, That her iniquity is pardoned; For she has received from the Market’s hand Double for all her sins." 3The voice of one crying in the wilderness: "Prepare the way of the Market; […]
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John 1:1-3 (New Commodified Version)
05.20.05 | Permalink | 2 Comments1 In the beginning was the Market, and the Market was with God, and the Market was God. 2Market was in the beginning with God. 3All things were made through Market, and without Market nothing was made that was made.
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Psalm 139 (New Commodified Version)
1 O Market, you have searched me and you know me. 2 You know when I sit and when I rise; you perceive my thoughts from afar. 3 You discern my going out and my lying down; you are familiar with all my ways. 4 Before a word is on my tongue you know it […]
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