From our plant in DC, Ms. Wonkette, the low-down on Jenna Bush: “She went to University of Texas, whatever. You don’t have to be in Skull and Bones to drink Jew baby blood…” Full photodocumentary evidence.

And, of course, my mentioning that Jenna Bush is hot is not mere personal opinion and conjecture. Because Chris Matthews says it, it’s a bonifide journalistic factoid:

• They are cutie-pies…like the Archie and Veronica comic…the blonde one…”
• More on the twins: “…now that we see they’re frisky somewhat…”

Well, at least America knows what Chris “Frisky” Matthews does in the shower. Inquiring minds wanted to know.

In other Innauguration news, Our Leader pleased adoring crowds by riding the Ferris Wheel of Freeocracy. Blessed be.