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That’s Rev. Chutney to you, bub
10.13.04 | Permalink | 2 CommentsSay it isn’t so! Ah, but I’m afraid it is. Yours truly is now legally ordained to perform baptisms, weddings, bar mitzvahs, and animal sacrifices at a house of worship near you. How can this be? I’ve avoided—by the skin of my teeth in some cases—ordination by the United Methodists and the Assemblies of God. […]
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Does Bush hear voices?
10.07.04 | Permalink | 2 CommentsUnbelievable. A new site (isbushwired.com) wonders if Bush uses an audio prompter in his ear as a matter of course. If Bush is dyslexic—as some have speculated—then this is really no different from using a teleprompter (apart from the fact that everyone can see if you’re using a teleprompter). And it would explain Bush’s halting […]
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Quit demeaning Iraq’s incandescence
10.07.04 | Permalink | Comments Off on Quit demeaning Iraq’s incandescenceFrom Gen. J.C. Christian, Patriot: Q. How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. There’s nothing wrong with that light bulb. It has served us honorably. When you say it’s burned out, you’re giving encouragement to the forces of darkness. Once we install a light bulb, […]
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The smile vs. the snarl
10.06.04 | Permalink | Comments Off on The smile vs. the snarlLooks like the elusive swing voters picked Edwards as the winner of last night’s debate. (Roughly 40% for Edwards, 30% Cheney, 30% a draw.) A win by decision was all Edwards needed to do, so a slightly-better-than-Bush performance by Kerry in the next two debates might be all the Dems need to seal this one […]
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And above all, spread fear
10.03.04 | Permalink | Comments Off on And above all, spread fearHow do you run a campaign on a record of failure? Watch and learn.
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Christ the Fool
Trickster Christ? The Happy Tutor over at Wealth Bondage lays out the stakes when it comes to this Divine Riddler. I suppose we all see in Christ our own image: Born in a Dumpster; died on a Gurney. That is how I see him; the Fool I follow. For others, he is the child of […]
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