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None of the above
10.19.04 | Permalink | 5 CommentsThe votes are in, and you’ve sorta kinda spoken. The winner of the poll to pick my ordination title is: None of the Above. Other (leave comment) 37% Guru 25% Prophet 12% Right Reverend 12% Shaman 12% Any suggestions as to what “other” should be? I feel all adrift and akimbo.
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Divulging state secrets
10.18.04 | Permalink | Comments Off on Divulging state secretsNEWS FLASH: DICK CHENEY’S DAUGHTER IS A LESBIAN. Am I bad too now?
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How old are you? And you wear a bow tie??
10.16.04 | Permalink | 11 CommentsIf you haven’t heard yet, Jon Stewart went onto Crossfire and kicked Tucker Carlson’s ass up and down the court for being a fakety-fake news man. The difference between them then, according to Jon? Jon openly admits he’s a fake newsguy, Tucker insists he’s not. I’ll give Jon Stewart a dollar if he’ll wear a […]
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If we don’t know what a cat painting is all about, how can we give it a title?
My cat bit my lip this week to wake me up because he decided it was meal time (and hour early, I might add). Little bastard. But it turns out that my little buddy boy might not need to be taken behind the woodshed after all—he might just need an opportunity to artistically express himself. […]
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Educated black guns make soup
10.13.04 | Permalink | Comments Off on Educated black guns make soupFrom Wonkette, my favorite sexy internet smart ass: “No child left behind is really a jobs act,” says Bush. Of course. And Social Security is really a missile defense program. And Federal Highways funding? Actually a part of the Metric Conversion Office. And clean coal legislation helps you make soup. [snip] Q: Is homosexuality a […]
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Holy ghost hilarity
It has been brought to my attention by the voices inside my head* that making fun of holy ghost is the only unforgivable sin. The voices inside my head then proceeded to point out that I may have done just that in my last post. Apparently, the voices inside my head are still attending YouthAmerica […]
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