I’ve long told my friend Chutney that it takes a seminary graduate to be a true vulgarian. Too true. So it is with some fanfare that I unveil the newest and best vulgarities the internet has to offer.

(Those of fair temperament should at this point go watch The Fox and the Hound.)

Shitnickel. An expression of frustration at foolishness. [As in, “Well…I’ll be a shitnickel.”]

Cockdust. Futility, absurdity, vanity; as in the biblical Hebrew hebel. [For instance, “Cockdust of cockdusts. All is cockdust.”]

Cuntknot. This one seems self explanatory. [As in, “Don’t be such a fucking cuntknot.”]

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