Unleashed by a local ne’er-do-well who could not afford to feed them the 300 virgin girls they demanded, several disgruntled demons attacked students in a nearby school. A police investigation soon followed, and the Ugandan anti-demon lobby is calling for tougher legislation against the irresponsible employment of naughty demons. (Really.)
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Demons attack Ugandan students
07.12.04 | 1 Comment
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If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, people. Don’t buy demons you don’t know. I know it looks cute with those big impish eyes looking up at you at the No-Kill Demon Shelter, but those cute little eyes aren’t gonna pay for all the young virgins it eats or replace your favorite shoes when they’re chewed up, now are they? C’mon people. Think!