February 2004
The Archives
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Latest in home security
Chatting on plastic, someone expressed their desire for a cadre of well-trained fecal attack monkeys. Fuck the home security system. Screw the guard dog. Don’t even bother with the window grates. All you need is a half dozen well trained, well aimed bonobos, and the ultimate in home security is yours. You could probably take […]
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I’m sorry. Our time is up.
02.17.04 | Permalink | Comments Off on I’m sorry. Our time is up.Another argument against long-term therapy.
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Keeping up with my people
02.16.04 | Permalink | 7 CommentsFive people have now committed suicide while participating in tests for Eli LIlli’s new anti-depressant Cymbalta. (Hat tip to nutz’so for the link.)
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Reason & revelation
02.12.04 | Permalink | Comments Off on Reason & revelationGreat debate on god, evolution, reason, science, revelation and whatnot over at Crooked Timber. Join the mosh pit.
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Lessons from eighth graders
02.11.04 | Permalink | Comments Off on Lessons from eighth gradersStacey’s mom has got it going on.
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Alert the Pentagon
02.09.04 | Permalink | 5 CommentsFrom the Happy Tutor: If the Rapture happens today, what is the chain of command for our Armed Forces? I mean who is left behind? Wouldn’t it be prudent to plan ahead and get at least one Secular Humanist, Jew, Muslim or Catholic into the loop? No Unitarian Universalists? But we’re the least likely to […]
