From Real Live Preacher:

A woman in the movie told a classic Jewish joke. It seems a Jewish man was stranded on an island for many years. His rescuers found that he had built two synagogues on the island. They asked him why he had two, and he said, “One to pray in and the other not to step foot in for the rest of my life, so help me GOD.”

I absolutely understand that joke.

I am an unbeliever at heart, you see. I can’t help myself. Perhaps I’m not wired for belief, or maybe my wires are crossed. I just cannot bring myself to believe what I cannot see. This is who I am.