The list of US allies is less than impressive:
Afghanistan, Albania, Australia, Azerbaijan, Colombia, Czech Republic, Denmark, El Salvador, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Georgia, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Japan, South Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Netherlands, Nicaragua, Philippines, Poland, Romania, Slovakia, Spain, Turkey, United Kingdom, Uzbekistan.
One of them the US is currently occupying. Two others are hosts to US “military advisors” directing the war against terrorism and the war on drugs. Thirteen were members of the Soviet Union or the Warsaw Bloc. Two were Axis powers in WWII, another in WWI. At least three had fascist regimes. One was part of the former Yugoslavia. One has nuclear weapons. None are Arab. None are members of OPEC.
But we’ve got Bulgaria!
don’t even get me started. it’s a shameful day when the US wages this sort of political war. all the other nations of the world are afraid to disagree with the US, afraid that their country will be invaded next. Bush can’t control his daughters, but he can sure drop a bomb on your country.
Well, yeah, but we’ve got Bulgaria!
Oh, and did I mention Bulgaria?
All kidding aside, my father’s NRA chapter could probably take Bulgaria and still have time to make it home for deer season.
But Eritrea, on the other hand, now them’s a fighting machine! Look out!
Scratch that. I turns out that Eritrea has loaned their .22 to another country. They’d ask for it back, but they can’t remember who they loaned it to. I told them to write it down. Damn Eritrea…
Ah, but the population of Eritrea may very well have nasty head colds, and plan to aid the coalition by sneezing on those dastardly Iraqis.
The are clever, those Eritreans…