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January 2003
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Fortress NAFTA & Fortress EU
01.17.03 | Permalink | Comments Off on Fortress NAFTA & Fortress EUNaomi Klein tells us how to build a “Fortress Continent.” 1) Establish a trade bloc with a wealthy core area surrounded by poorer border areas. 2) Demand favorable trade deals with those outside the bloc–on the condition that they’ll quit sending immigrants your way. 3) Militarize the borders of your trading bloc, just to make […]
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Proud to be an Okie
01.17.03 | Permalink | Comments Off on Proud to be an OkieTulsa-area Senator Jim Inhoffe called Trent Lott’s apologies for racists remarks “stupid.” He then called Strom Thurmond a “great man” and expressed a wish that he had been in the Senate when it approved MLK Day–so he could’ve voted against it. He also seems to think that Clinton tried to kill him in 1999. Oral […]
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T-shirt hell
01.17.03 | Permalink | Comments Off on T-shirt hellLovely lovely t-shirts at TshirtHell.com. Lovely. Like the mother of all Christian t-shirts. Or one for the Raelian nearest you. Or the blatantly obvious. Not a t-shirt. And thanks, I’ll take three.
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Who’s been spying on me?
01.16.03 | Permalink | Comments Off on Who’s been spying on me?Okay, someone rigged up a time machine and spied on the high school me. Worse, they’ve turned me into a comic stip and gave me bad hair. How they ferretted out the details of my high school dating life is beyond me. And I don’t care how much you try to scare me with your […]
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Steps in overcoming masturbation
Step 1: Never touch the intimate parts of your body except during normal toilet processes. Quite.
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Jesus loves Joe Liebermann
01.14.03 | Permalink | Comments Off on Jesus loves Joe LiebermannAnd they both say the Pledge of Allegiance at campaign press conferences. Liebermann’s “family values” bullshit is probably the only flavor I’d ever even considering swallowing, but my Okie evangelical mother likes him, so maybe it’s good for the party. Maybe the Liebermann candidacy –regardless of its success– will help Dems shed their anti-Christian image. […]
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